This is the birthday card Art sent me this year. As he wrote on the inside:

Dear Father Jeff,

I've gotta find a better card shop. This was the last card in the
place written in English that didn't have some fat chicks or midgets on
it.

Last year, he sent me one with a befuddled-looking cowboy on the cover, and on the inside it said, "What if everyone DID Wang Chung tonight? Who'd watch the cows?" A couple of years before that, he sent me a card all in Spanish with prominent Stars of David on it. I'm still not certain, but I think it was a Mexican bar mitzvah card.

This year will be hard to top, though:



Awesome.